Mince with Malya
Hello all! Welcome to this week’s edition of the much awaited ‘Mince with Malya’. It is indeed our honour to move on from just Stefans dialogue to unjust DiYu dialogue. Mr. Malya was a professor of History at Stefans, and is currently serving as Joint Dean of Student Welfare and Media Coordinator of DiYu. For the purpose of avoiding any content leak in this Game of Clones, Mr. Malya has considerately kept his cell phone aside.
Q: Sir, you were promoted from Mr. Malya to Dr. Malya on DiYu’s website. How does it feel?
Ans: Well, you see, nothing beats the degree that is earned by sheer experience. It is not a product of one thesis or just one PhD, but a PhD bestowed by experience. It feels special. <Smiles>
Q: What do you make of the Ashley-Waldo conflict?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: What do you make of the appointment of teachers controversy?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: What do you make of the allegations against the VC Dinner Sing?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: What do you make of the college fees?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: Err, okay, let’s move on. How is your health?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: Is there anything that is not being blown completely out of proportion?
Ans: The Mince! Why is it so small? It’s almost like I need to hunt for the mutton. These cavemen like hunting traits were long lost in human evolution, but it seems some things in Social Formations stay ‘Amar’. <sighs>
Q: Is Deviant Kehta in your books a lost soul or a lost cause?
Ans: You see he is too insignificant. What matters is he is lost. Lost maney loser. Can I talk about that instance where Amin Saab told us about how Jesus said “Main Noor Jahan hu”?
The rest of the dialogue ended up in a lost journey of nostalgia where Mince and Nimbu Pani punctuated long monologues about Mince and Nimbu Pani. Sant Stefans stories of Sant Stefans stories by Sant Stefans people don’t mince their words but word their mince.
Until next time, Ad dei Hilarium.
Q: Sir, you were promoted from Mr. Malya to Dr. Malya on DiYu’s website. How does it feel?
Ans: Well, you see, nothing beats the degree that is earned by sheer experience. It is not a product of one thesis or just one PhD, but a PhD bestowed by experience. It feels special. <Smiles>
Q: What do you make of the Ashley-Waldo conflict?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: What do you make of the appointment of teachers controversy?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: What do you make of the allegations against the VC Dinner Sing?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: What do you make of the college fees?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: Err, okay, let’s move on. How is your health?
Ans: It is being blown completely out of proportion.
Q: Is there anything that is not being blown completely out of proportion?
Ans: The Mince! Why is it so small? It’s almost like I need to hunt for the mutton. These cavemen like hunting traits were long lost in human evolution, but it seems some things in Social Formations stay ‘Amar’. <sighs>
Q: Is Deviant Kehta in your books a lost soul or a lost cause?
Ans: You see he is too insignificant. What matters is he is lost. Lost maney loser. Can I talk about that instance where Amin Saab told us about how Jesus said “Main Noor Jahan hu”?
The rest of the dialogue ended up in a lost journey of nostalgia where Mince and Nimbu Pani punctuated long monologues about Mince and Nimbu Pani. Sant Stefans stories of Sant Stefans stories by Sant Stefans people don’t mince their words but word their mince.
Until next time, Ad dei Hilarium.